guitarbeard:

Witch who’s trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

brain-cells-for-sale:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

nuggsmum:

crochetninja:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

digitaldiscipline:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

aphrodeiti:

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted

intotheastral:

I hate that post going round that’s like “haha you wouldn’t tell a disabled guy he’s using his crutch as a crutch” ecause that very thing literally happens to people that use mobility aids.

I can’t count how many time people (including physiotherapists who’re supposed to be understanding and help me) have said “you need to stop relying on your crutches” and the like.

I literally had a physiotherapist remove my crutches from under me without my consent and tell me to walk.

And it’s not even a rare thing.

Wheelchair users get told they need to stop relying on their wheelchairs, cane users get told they shouldn’t rely on their canes etc.

I’m just so bored with the depression-centric ableism rhetoric, erasing the ableism people with physical and visable disabilities experience

thehappinessmachine:

kylo-ren-is-my-space-husband:

thehappinessmachine:

actual canon heights of the first order crew:

fandom’s perception of the heights of the first order crew:

Someone draw them with the Resistance crew to scale

your wish is my command

kelssiel:

teaboot:

teaboot:

“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment

oh shit I summoned my mom

a parentagram

zamiiz:

When they say

‪"But you don’t look sick?“

“Do you 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 need to use a cane?”

“You don’t really need that wheelchair, you can walk”

“You totally talk about your illnesses for attention”

“How can you be in pain? You were fine yesterday”

liturgicelly:

esoanem:

liturgicelly:

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

thegirlinthebyakko:

Godzilla is proud of you <3 

happycottage:

rosygjrls:

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

evermore-fashion:

Paolo Sebastian “The Nutcracker” Fall 2018 Haute Couture Collection

itdidntscandoesitsmeanitsfree:

happycottage: